Sardar SMS Jokes

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .

Naughty SMS Messages

 Banta: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend: Acha wo kaise?
Banta: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!

 Mother, to her teenage daughter, -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?

 Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…

Naughty SMS Messages

It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!

God bless your naughty mind!

 When an APPLE becomes red...
.
.
.

It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
.
.
.
VOTE...!!

 Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,

Special SMS Messages

kabhi koi apna anjan ho jata hai, kabhi kisi anjan se pyar ho jata hai ye zaruri nahi jo khushi de usi se pyar ho dil todne waale se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai

As my heart palpitates,i think ''u'' with all emotions pent up emotions because you sparkle like roseate hues of dawn.u're special

Be A Friend Of Thousand. But Be A Love Of One. Give Your Smile To Everyone. But Give Your Heart To Only ONE

Smirk & Funny SMS Messages

Today I was cooking chicken, when I added HARA DHANIYA
Guess what happened?
Chiken start dancing and singing
Hum pe yah kis ne hara rang dala....Maar dala...Maar dala!
Today I was cooking chicken, when I added HARA DHANIYA
Guess what happened?
Chiken start dancing and singing
Hum pe yah kis ne hara rang dala....Maar dala...Maar dala!

A cigar shortens ur life by 2 min! A beer shortens ur life by 4 min! But a working day shortens ur life by 8hrs! So dont go 2 work just smoke & drink......

Scary & Creepy SMS Messages

Cat Drinks MiLk.. Thats NormaL
Cows Eat Grass.. Thats NormaL
Birds FLy.. Thats NormaL too..
But A MOnkey Pressing MobiLe keys..
...
..
Thats IncredibLe...
...
...

Look He is PRESSING Again..

Riddle & Puzzle SMS Messages

Iturn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I?

Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown. What am I?

What word doesn't belong in this group? That, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, or chat?

New Year SMS Messages

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2007.

Missing you SMS Messages

 When Nights r long and Friends r few, I sit by Window and think of U. A silent whisper, a silent tear...With all my heart I wished you were here.

Whenever I miss U, I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I'll just put my right hand across my chest & will feel U!

Leave "something" for "someone"
but
never leave "someone" for something"
bcuz....in life "something" will leave u but "someone" willalways b with u.

Miscellaneous SMS Messages

BOHAT MASROOF HUO JANA MUJH SOCHA NEHI KARNA BHAROSHA BHI ZARURI HAI MAGAR SAB KA NEHI KARNA MUQADDAR PHIR MUQADDAR HA ABHI DUA NEHI KARNA JO LIKHA HA ZARUR HUO GA KABHI SIKWA NEHI KARNA MERI TAKMEEL TUM SE HA MUJH ADHORA NEHI KARNA.

Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!

My life is so empty like a bottle , but when i meet you my life is full of joy and everlasting.