When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him?
" tu karate main marathe".

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega

Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer!

Do u know fun in chemistry?
If u drink Ethanol (alcohol)..
U wil dance for others!
If u drink methonol(poison)
others wil dance for u!

If u don't sms me God will giv u Lalu's brain
Mayavati's face, Jayalalita's body
Abdul kalaam's Hair style, Atal bihari's walking style. B careful.

A genie granted a man 2 wishes...
He asked for the best wine in the world and the best woman in the world...
He got the best wine and MOTHER TREASA !
Moral : Be specific !

I drank TV while watching coffee,
I wash mobile while talking on my dress,
I switch off d bed whn I laid on my lights,
Thats how i got mad whn i dnt see ur SMS!
So pls send me more good sms

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

If any beautiful Girl calls u BHAI, then dont take tension, bcoz full form of BHAI is Best Husband Available in India.