Banta: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend: Acha wo kaise?
Banta: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!

 Mother, to her teenage daughter, -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?

 Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…

Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!
 

 Beti: Maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa

 Teri sula ke lu,
Ya bitha ke lu,
Ya tujhe karu khada,
Ya fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
Ab tu hi bata
Ki mein teri…
Photo kaise lu

 Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.
Aur aadami bahut sari aurato se ek hi ummeed karta hai...

 Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,
You will lose all your friends.
  

 Father: You should marry this girl.
She is Kalavati, Gunwanti and Roopmati.
Son: I'll have to marry my girlfriend coz she's Garbhavati.

 Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....

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