Santa:   So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Girlfriend to Boyfriend:  Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.
Banta: Is this dog faithful ?
Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing  YOGA to treat the problem. Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.
Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.
"No," she replied with a funny sweet smile, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: YES Expected!