Download Free Ringtones Via Bluetooth

Download Free Ringtones Via Bluetooth
Below is a detailed article on how to download free ringtones via bluetooth directly to your mobile phone or wireless device.

SMS lingo dictionary

common SMS Lingos

2      to
4     for
8     ate
y     why
yr     your
wud     would
wer     there
der     there
wan2     want to
wiv     with
wat     what
TXT     text
r     are
ru     are you
U2     you too
u     you

SMS Lingo

# - number
@ - at
& - and
? - what?
1 - one (Numbers are not usually spelled out.)
2 - two, to, too (Tomorrow becomes 2moro.)
3 - three, tree
4 - four, for (Forget becomes 4get.)
8 - eight; ate (Mate becomes m8.)

attn - attention
b - be, bee (Wana b my txt m8?)
b4 - before
bc - busy
btw - by the way
btwn - between
bye - good bye
c - see; sea
coz - because
cul8r - See you later.
d8 - date
dat - that
dem - them
dey - they

Best Indian Jokes

Indian Prime Minister:    We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
US President: Wow! How many?
Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs & 1 Astronaut.

Funny SantaBanta Jokes

Santa:   So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Girlfriend to Boyfriend:  Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

English SMS Jokes

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.

Silly Jokes

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him?
" tu karate main marathe".

Decent Jokes

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….

1 Nahi

2 Mujhe waqt chahiye

3 I have always seen u as a friend

4 I already have a boy friend

5 We should concentrate on studies

6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.

Marriage Jokes

  A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."

SMS Jokes

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message